I met a would-be politician at breakfast this morning, whose main platform is getting cold fusion started in Alaska. Currently impossible, but hey, it does get cold here. Among his other goals: stopping immigration, legalizing marijuana, moving all of the halfway houses out of Anchorage (theoretically related to the next item), moving the capitol and all the other nutty politicians into Anchorage, installing year round greenhouses in the city, lowering taxes of every sort, and mandatory ten year sentences for corrupt politicians.
As a side note, I heard from someone that the governor was recently sworn in, over skype, from a vacation in Hawaii; Hawaiin shirt and all. Only in Alaska.
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